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20. vellithira

ivanios'le vidyaarthikal uttu nokkiyirunna aa pakal vannetthi.... pathivu pole college bus'l vannirangia chullanum koottarum annathe ulli vada'um panjara'um vendennu vechu nere nadannu... tension tension.. yeskayum annu nerathe vannirunu... avante puli vaahanamaaya caliber literature dept'l park cheythu avanum koodi avarde koode...

samayam 10 mani 6 min.... achan aadyam yemmez'ne akathottu vilichu...

kuzhi: entha yemmez ?? enthaai theerumaanam...
yemmez: acho enikkoravasaram koode tharanam.. njanedutha padamellam otathilaanu. athu kondu onnum kondu varam patiyilla... acho ennodu karuna kaanikanam...

kuzhi: karuna kaanikkaaano.. huh.. njan verenthenkilum kaanikkunnathinu munne irangi poda...

pinne azz'nte oozhamairunu...
azz'nte varavu kanda ellarum njetti ...... oru valia petti'yumaai avan nenjumuyarthi pidichu nadannu vannu.... principle'nteyum vidyarthikaludeyum munnil petti valichittu avan thurannu...

enthu ??? aaa petti avan thurannu....

petti thurannu nokkiya kuttikal athu kandu njetti ninnu. yemmez pottikkaranju. azz aarthattahasichu.... kikikikikiki (atta - haasam)....

ENTHAAAIRUNU AAA PETTIYIL ?????

CHATTIYO ATHO MATHIYO ATHO AZZ'NTE @#$@#TTIYO ????

enthaanaa videos? azz'ninthrem filmi experience-o?? kaaathirikukaaaa !!!!!!

19. aakaashadeepangal sakshi

aa samayathu aakaashathu anju vaalnakshathrangal thelinju. vaalillathoru daivadoothan appol kuzhiyil ninnum uyarthezhunetu. athe. enthinum ethinum nammodoppamundaayirunna aa principalachante adukkalekku yemmezum azzum paraathiyumayethi.

avarude confusionu oru solution kandethaan... yeskay udeshicha aa kuzhiyile oraal... athe.. aa oraal nammude ellavarudeyum priyapetta brad 'pitt'aaya ref. father dabar kuzhi vedathil aayirunu... da beloved princy of the beloved MIC...

campus'l enthu nadannaalum mukalil'e A/C roomil irunu pulli athu manathariyum, pavam (chullan, thadiyan, yemmez etc etc) pillerde veettukare idaykkidaku college-il vilichu varuthunnathu adhehathinte oru cheriya hobby aayirunnu..
shudhavayu swasikkan purathirangiya vidyarthikale oodichittu pidichu class'l ketuka, class'l kayariyilla enna cheriya kutathinu exam ezuthipikathirikuka, college day'kum union inauguration'um aanungaldem pennungaldem idayil mathilaayi nilkuka thudangiyavayum adhehathinte matu hobbies-il pedum...

kuzhi: pha!!!! kunjaadukale... ee avasarathilu.. allengil ee velayilu.. allengil ee time'lu... njan onnu ormipichu kollatte.. ini mela neeyokke ithupole roadil kidannu adi koodi ennarinjaal ninteyokke course thanne njan nirthalaakum....

eda yemmez ennu parayunna mashkonaappa ithrayum kaalam ninekku kodi pidikanam, kodi pidikanam ennayirunallo aagraham? ippozhentha padam pidikkan ithra poothi??
azz: athaanacho... angane chodikku...

kuzhi: ninnodullathu njan pinneeedu chodikkam ippo vayadachirikeda kunjaadinte mone...
yemmez: acho... ee college'nu vendi othiri kashtapetitulla enikku oru padam pidikan polum avasaramillennu paranjal...

azz: iyalentho kashtapetenna... chumma party'de perum paranju kanda class'okke keri nadannu panjarayadikum... ethu class'l poyalum yemmez chettan vanille, yemmez chettan vanille enne ellarkum chodikaanullu... baakki ullavarkkonum ivide jeevikande ??

ithente oru vaashi aanu... BVMC'l oru film edukunnundengil athu ee azz eduthiirikum.... nammude swantham kuzhi achanaane satyam...

kuzhi: daaaaaa.... ni ennem konde pokathullu alle... enthayalum njanoru theerumaanam parayam... nale kaalathu randu perum film field-ilulla experience enne bodhipikanam... aarkaano kooduthal experience avarku njan film edukaanulla permission kodukkum.

yemmez: acho... athinekaalum nallathu namukkoru vote'eduppu vekkam... aarkaano kooduthal vote avaru film edukum enthe ?? (vote eduppu yemmez'nte matoru weekness aanu)

azz: athangu palli chennu paranja mathi...
yemmez: palli'l parayunathum achanodu parayunathum onnu thanne keta...

kuzhi: stop it... ninnodonum maryadakku paranja mansilaavathille... paranja pole anusaricha mathi... nale kaalathu kaanam... ippo irangi poineda... saathanmaare..

yemmez: achoo.... athu....
azz: hehehe...

yemmez pinnem 'barber' chakravarthi aai... class cut cheythu sreebala'l poyi padam kanda experience allathe veroru experience'um yemmezin'lla... azz'nethire oru samaram irakkan yemmez party office'l poi afyarthichu.... "party ninte achante vakayallada" ennulla marupadi kittyathode aa agrahavum polinju...

azz padamedukkunathum... nayikayodu sollunathum.. angane avanoru fans association undaavunathumaaya chinthakal yemmez'nte manasine vettayaadi.. ee vedanakalude idayilum yemmez avante panjarayadi maatram nirthiyilla..

pakshe azz'nte planning ellam valare budhiyode aairunu, swantham janma shatruvinte rajyam keezhadakiya sulaimaan aanenna thonal avanil ulbhavichu. avanil pala kuruttu budhikalum udaleduthu. yemmez'ne thakarkanam. AVALUDE mumbil star aavanam. iniyengilum enikkonnu jeevikkanam... annaane pole.. che.. aanine pole... alla aanaaittu... pandaaram!!!

18. daivasahayam teashop

ANALI(ee perinu keralathile ethengilum paambukalodu saadrishyamundengil athu ariyaathe patiyathalla, manappoorvamaanu) Anali's chaya kada aka bakshana museum (anali'de chayakada masti'ke chayakada.. anali'de chayakada mast'ke chayakada)

anali'de kadayil yemmez vikaarabharithanaai irunnu chaya kudikkunnu... oru samrajyam muzhuvan vetti pidikan poya 'barber' chakravarthikku avasaanam kottathenga polum kittathe vanna oru expression mukhathundu... asahaneeyam. unsahikkable.

chullan: dai enthaai ninte padam pidutham?? avasaanam azz ninne 'shashi' aaki alle??

yemmez: hmmm... avanenne arinjooda.. ithinu njan pakaram chodikum... avanonnu ingottu varatte...

appol azz'um koottukarum avideyethi.

azz(mobile phone-il): sure... ninakkoru role enthaayalum undu... njan athinte script padichotte... switzerland'lum australia'lum shoot cheyyanaa decision.. cash enikkoru prashnameyalla... appante alle...! but ninte manassil aa nanni eppozhum kaananam.. allaathe chila kalla pannikale pole aavaruthu.. sheri enna njan pinne vilikam...

yemmez: aarada panni ??

chullan: njanalla....

yeskay: pass !!!

azz: swantham nila marannavanmaarku avare patti parayumbo manasilaakathilla...

yemmez: athu nee enne udeshichu paranjathaanu.. enne maathram udeshichu
paranjathaanu... enne thanne udeshichu paranjathaanu... pha vavvalinundayavane... ingaaatu vaada... ninne njan....
(rangam aakramasakthamaavunnathu kandu kada owner anali rangathethi)

anali: stop it.... che!! ningale patti njan inganayalla karuthiyirunnathu...

yemmez: anali, njanum ivane pati inganalla karuthiyirunnathu... potte... vittekku...

anali: hmm aarum ottum moshamalla... enikku vendiyenkilum ee adi onnu nirthikoode...

azz: ni paranja njan nirthum... allengilum ee kachadayumai adi undaakan enikoru thalparyavumilla.... huh...

yeskay: yemmeze alia nee vaa... aarum illaatha naarikalku aarengilum kaanaathirikilla... ellam kandu kondu kuzhiyiloral irippundu... nee athu marakkanda....

17. classmates

BVMC (Branthanmaarudeyum Vainokkikalludeyum Mandankonaapanmarudeyum Class)

yemmez: Excuse me ma'am... sorry ma'am oralpam late aai poi...

TM(thankamma ma'am): kurachoode kazinjirunne nalathe class'nu vanna mathiyaairunnallo!..

yemmez: athyavisyamaai veedu vare pokendi vannu...

TM: ho appol veetilokke pokaarundo...

yemmez: ho ee mam'nte oru thamasha... eppozhum ingane...

TM: phaa.... thonnumbo keri vannathum pora avante oru konacha chiri... keri poda ...

ottum chammatha yemmez class'l moolakulla bench'l poi mindaathirunu.. ithellam kandu front benchil thanne irikunna azz ullil chirikuvairunu..... buhahahahahaha... mandanum poi london'um poi film kitti ailasa... !!!

TM: so, nammal theerumanicha pole... film'nte shooting next week start cheyyanam... azz athinte baaki instructions tharum... ok ??
yemmez: no, not ok... ee film'nu vendi raavum pakalum kashtapettu... maasangalaai class'l polum kerathe prayathnikkuvairunu njan... BVMC'l oru film edukunundel athu njan direct cheyyum... baaki ullavanmaar chaaril mukki nakkiya mathi...

TM: yemmez ithoru class room aanennu orkanam...
yemmez: ok, enna pinne namukku purathu poi samsarikkaam...

azz: wot... entha yemmez ingane? plz keep ur manners... onnumilengilum ithu nammude adhyapika alleda....
yemmez: eda ninne njan... eda vaal maakri ... ni purathotu va.. ninekittu vechitundu...

TM: how dare... yemmez get out houseeeey !!!! irangi podaaa....

class'l vannathinte double speed'l yemmez purathekku poyi....

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ee samayam chullan'um yezkay'um thadiyanumellam store, literature block, panjara mukku, library'de front, main block, steps enividangalile ella pempillereyum yathra ayachittu purathekkirangi... enthennariyilla ella penkutikalum veetilotu poi kazhinjaale eeyullavanmaarku samadanamullu... chullanum thadiyanum annu college bus bahishkarichu, innum lakshmikkuttiyum sushamayum leave aanu. athu kondu bus'l poyittum karyamilla...
chullan: aliya ni va... namukku anali'yude kadelottu pokam...

thadiyan: eda @#$@#$@#$@#mone @#$@#$ @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$ (full theri aanu)
yezkay: ni enthinaanu ippo theri vilikunne....

thadiyan: @#$@#$@#$@#$ chumma @#$@#$@# oru rasathinu enthaada ishtapetille #!#$# $#$#

chullan: aliya btw yemmez'nte direction enthaai....
yezkay: avarku (A) padam pidikan udeshamillathathu kondu avane thalli haha...

thadiyan: @#$@#$@#$@# karyam paranjondirikumbolanoda @#$@#$@# ninte our chalu
chullan: enthada @#$@#$@#$@# itra serious aavan avanenthu ninte
@#$@#$@#$@#$@# aaana ??

yezkay'ude kaathil dooradarshan okke out of service aakumbol kelkunna oru tharam moolal maatram !!!! kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

thadiyan: compromise !!!

chullan: compromise !!!!

16. panjara-varnangal

2003 July

Mar Ivanios College

Lunch break-cum-panjara kazhinju 2 mani

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Pathivu pole bujikalum mabukkalum class-lekkum kidukkal panjaaramukkilekkum povunna neram.. pathivillathe kaaliyaayikkidakkunna panjaramukku nokki chullan antham vittu kuntham vizhungiya pole ninnu.

chullan (athmagatham/ aside/ self talk/ST): che. ivanmaarokke evide poi.. daivame ini puli.. che... kuzhi vellom irangiyo? canteen'l keyari nokkam...
chullan: bobby anno lavanmaarokke evide... ???
(NB for non-ivanions: Bobby annan canteen'le oru sambavamaanu, avidunne "soft" parottayekaalum, potato kariye kaalum valiyoru sambavam)
bobby: ingotinnaarum vanilla...

appozhaanu store'nu munnil'e cheriya aalkootam, eh.. alla.. kozhikkoottam, chullan sradichathu.. ivanios'le chalukkukale kandu madutha payyanmaarde eka aswasamairunnu idakkide store'l juice kudikkan varunna mar baselios first year'le sundarikkutti Rosakkutti.

chullantem manasonnu thelinju.. ente sawarimala murrugaaa... class cut cheythathu veruthe aaila.... sho pandaravadangan aa yemmez kuntham pole front'l thanne nikuvaannondu innonnum nadakilla... 'thadiyan' illa appo scope undu...

chullan(onnum ariyatha pole): alio.... ividundairunno... njanevideyokke thappiyenno...
yemmez(st): ho dhende vannu.. shalyam.. ivale ethrayum petennu paranju vidunathaanu safe...

chullan: ha ithaaru rosa kuttiyo... enna ondu mole vishesham ?? veetilachanum ammakumokke sukhalle ?? ni entha class'l keriyille...

rosa: illa chettaa, oru sprite kudikan vannatha...

chullan (pinnem self talk): oh ivalu sprite'e kudikku.. veettil pazhankanjim chutta mulakuma.. panjarayadikan vannathalledi ni... hmm (enthayaalum weight kalayanda) chullan: ichaya oru pepsi .. (pandaram ee pepsi'kokke enna vilaya), pinne para enna undu vishesham, college okke kollavo ??

yemmez: illengil iyal puthiyorennam ketti kodukkumairikum
chullan: alia dai ninekkinnu entho project submission aanennu paranjittu ni classil keriyille... thankamma madam ninne kaanathe vishamikkunundaavum.

yemmez: innu assignment illennu aa azz paranju...

chullan: enittavanevide ??

yemmez: avanu palliyil pokanamennu paranju... orupaadu papam cheythu kootunathalle.. kumbasarikan poyathaavum... ha ha ha ha ha (yemmez matrame chirikunullu.. )
chullan: muslim palliyilum kumbasaaram thudangiyo .. hehe

(rosakutti'um cheruthaittu chirichu... bhaagyam, athu yemmezinu sukhichilla... inferiority complex ennu english'lum asooya ennu malayalathilum parayum, pempillerde munne vechu avane "thekkaruthu" ennu yemmez palapozum pothu prakhyapanam nadatharundu. athu ketathode avane "thekkan" aalukal vembal kondu... and that's ivanion's attitude!!)

yemmez: so rosu.. njan paranju vannathu padithathinte koode cultural activities'lum sradha venam.. namude kazhivukal eppozhum prakadipikendathaanu...

chullan: athalle ni class'um cut cheythu prakadipichondirikunne.. hehe...

(rosakutti onoode urapichu chirichu.. rosa'ude manasil appo chullan oru daivadootanaai thelinju... manasil vicharichathu chetan paranju... sho...)

appol yemmez'nu oru phone vannu... yemmezinte mukhabaavam aake maari.. oru large.. dry aaitu adichathu poloru bhavam...

chullan: enthalia ?? kalipaana?? (chumma show.. aanengil nerathe veettil ponam)

yemmez: alia yeskay aanu vilichathu.. avanu azz msg ayachennu.. nammude shortfilm'nte incharge avanu kitti ennum paranju.. avan pallilonnum poilla class'l undairunennu...

thankamma madam enne anweshichappo njan party office'l poyennu avan paranjennu... complete kolamaai alia... porathathinu njan mam'nte classil varunille ennu avar chodichappo aa kaatumaakri'de classil aaru kerumennu njan chodichennum paranju... alia avan film direct cheyumenna thonunne.... njanonnu poi nokatte...

chullan: aliya njanum varano ?? (daivame, vendaannu parayane !!!!)
yemmez: venda.. njan class'lota ninte koode pokunathu kanda pinne athu mathi... college'l polum pinne ketilla.... (oru vazhiku pokunathalle oru thaangirikatte...)
rosa chirichu....

chullan: pullu, weight kalanju..

yemmez avante YBX(taxi)'l keri classilekku poyi...

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15. oru CID diarykkurippu...

-----Sreehalli Sharja shop-----(part-2)

Vijayan: chey! pandaaramadangaan!! avan rakshapettu... enthaayalum sharja enkilum kittiyallo bhaagyam

Dasan: che !!! nammukkivide enthelum thelivu kittumonnu nokkam. thappedaa thappu thappooo..

Vijayan: mone dasaa.. dhendeda oru diary... My Pet Notebook! avante pattu book aanennu thonunu...

Dasan: ingu thanne .. oh my god !!! ithavante personal diary aanu...
ithil ninnu namukku aavasyathinu thelivu kittum.
come on!!! we can find it...

ENTE ULLIL VENTHURUKUM JHAN...

14. onnaam vattom kandappol...

-----Sreehalli Sharja shop----------

Vijayan: randu sharja.. madhuram kooti !!!
kk(kadakaaran): kazhikkan enthengilum ???

V: oh ippo onnum venda.. ellam kazinjittu onichu vaangicholam !!!
enthe dasa??
Dasan: athe athe ... business thudangeetu ethra kaalamai sahodara ??
V: oh ninte sahodaranaano paranje ilallo !! kanda parayilla keto..
D: well ithu kaaryamaakanda.. so u tell me..
kk: 4 varshamai sir ...

V: Ithentha menu'l spl discount for gals ennitirikunne ?? namokonnum discount ille ??
kk: Athu mothalaali ittatha !! nalla manushyana !! mudi vettathumilla kulikathumilla .. kanda petta thalla sahikathilla !! angerku girls oru weakness aanu...

V: oho... ee gals ennu parayumbo... sthreekalaano vanithakalaano penkuttikalaano atho amoomamaarano...
kk: anganathe ahankaaramonumilla sir !! enthum povum .. i mean ellarkum undu discount !! mothalaaliye onnu pokki paranja mathi !! enna kashu polum vangathilla...

v: pokkan ayalenthedai dikkiya !! hehehe!!!
kk: athalla sir onnu pukazthi paranja mathi !!
v: dasa not da point !!

d: hmmm well nigande muthalaaliye onnu kaananamallo !! ayal akathundo ??
kk: ningal sherikum aaaranu ?? chodichal aaranenu parayanam
V: njangal vazhipokkar aanennu paranja mathi... allengil aarumalla ennu paranjekku...
kk: angane kandavanmaarkonum kaanan patathilla adehathe...

v: pha... CID'kale nokki kandavanmaarennu parayunoda pulle !!!
kk: ayyo CIDs... mothalaaali ESCAPE !!!!!!!

pettenavide perichaazi chatha oru naatam padarnu... athe athu shake azz aayirunu... mudi valarthiya oru roopam petennu avide ninnum oodi maranju...

d: no mr azz dont run !! we the CIDs we the gun we the shoot, you the die !!!
shake azz : athani, athani...timoti albani...achoth aminokeshu
salaithaaa...
kk: mansilaailla boss!!!
shake azz: eda knaappa kada adachittu rakshappedan... salaitha salaitha...

13. sreehalli to sharjah...

-----Sreehalli Junction-----------

Dasan: eda vijaya.. ee operation valare rahasyamaairikanam.. kuttavaali samarthanum budhimaanumaaya sthithiku.. nammude neekangal valare sradichaavanam...

Vijayan: well! idea!! namukayaale vala ittu pidichaalo ??

Dasan:grr !!!

Vijayan: vende? vendengi venda... alle !!!

Dasan: aa mudivalarthiya aalairikum shake azz... oru joint aakramanam venam nadathan.. enthu vila koduthum avane pidikanam..

Vijayan: yes. enthu vila koduthumm.. but aliya... njan purse edukkaan marannu...

Dasan: oh pandaaramadangan ni onnu chummathirikuvo... nammuku customers'ne pole avide pokam okay!!

12. angane oru avadhikkalathu...

moopanu kittiya phone call-inte details CID-kale jhettichu. avar aduthu ninna yemmez-nittu orennam pottichu. just for horror. but ohmoigod! call vannirikkunathu nammude swantham keralathinte swalpam appurathulla oru nagarathil ninnaanu... athe.. ivanios'le mikavarum paazukalum chennu pedunna... the most notorious faaangalore... aka... bangalore..... aka... bengalooru...

anweshanam pinne aa vazhikkaai !!! Naked Truth'nte banneril... yemmezinte chilavil CID Dasanum Vijayanum bengalooru'il flight irangi. ethrayum pettennu number'nte owner'e custody'ledukkaan avar theerumaanichu.

Dasan: namukkaadyam ee numberinte owner'e thappanam !!
Vijayan: ni ippozhum pazhaye pole thannalle ?? che !!

Dasan: athalleda... owner'e thappi pidikanamennu...
Vijayan: athu thannaa njanum udeshiche... mlechan!

Dasan: eda manda ithinte ownere kandu pidi... uff.. anweshichu kandethanamennu... ippo mansilaayo??
Vijayan: oooho... appadiyaa.. okay dokay. hehehe.. gochu gallan!

Dasan: wokay namukku aadyam mirchi mobiles'l poi anweshikam .. cummon!!! march!!
Vijayan: athey owner aaranennarinjal ayalodu chodikkaamallo ayalaaranennu...

Dasan: daivame.. ivante oru chalu! dey.. angerodu chodikkaam...

-----Mirchi mobile office, Sreehalli, bangalore------

Dasan: hello mister. athey ee number'nte owner aaranennariyanam... we are from Naked Truth pvt investigators... i am CID Dasan
Vijayan: and i am CID Vijayan...

operator: chwodichilallu... eh? entheredey. evidennengilomokke cwoat'ukalumittondu erangikkwolum. ippo entharu venam? numberaa?? ingwottedu.. nwokkattu..
hmm.. vokay vokay.. ee number'nte wowner oru arabiyaanu.. lavan valya puliyaanu ketta.. kazhuthappuli.. donde.. lo valavile sheikh aanu.
perukal ketta jhettum....
sheikh al-akbar habibi az'z ur-rehman al-ul-hum-bhum..
venongi ningalkku shake az'z nnu vilikkaam.

Vijayan: enthu? SHAKE ASS??
Dasan: alleda shake az'z

Vijayan: aliyaaaah... ellam onnalle?
Dasan: dey... dey...
Vijayan: hehe.. allalle.. okay okay... allah! ennaalum onnannara peru thanne!

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11. dasanum vijayanum pinne...

Naked Truth Private Investigators - 2003'l aarambicha ee company.. prathyekichu case onnumillathe irikukayayirunu... pettanaanu avarku oru case kittiyathu...
"Savithriyude aranjaanam" aa case budhiparamaayi theliyichathode NTPI'ku vechadi vechadi kayatamaairunu.... Nadodi kaatu, Patana Pravesham, Akkare Akkare Akkare enne cinemakal valia ishtavum inspiration'um aaya ivar swayam vilikunathu CID Dasan and CID Vijayan ennaanu... ivar oru case eteduthal pinne veraarkum aa case edukendi varilla....

enthaayalum yemmez'nte case NTPI eteduthu... avar oru side'l ninnu investigation'um aarambichu.... athinte baagamai avar yemmez'ne kaanan vannu....

yemmez: welcome welcome... alia... sukham thanne...

Dasan: aliana aaranu mister ningalde alian.. njangilippo CID'kal aanu... veruthe kaiku pani undaaki vekaruthu... kittiyathonum pore...

yemmez: sorry...

Vijayan: sorry okke avide irikatte aadyam randu chaaya parayu... randu ulli vadayum...

Dasan: constable... sorry.. CID vijayan nammal case anweshikaananu vannathu... chaaya kudikanalla... ok

Vijayan: oh sheri !!!

yemmez: appo ningal ee case nannai padicho ??

Vijayan: padikan ithentha pareekshayo .. ha ha ha ha ha.. mandan!

Dasan: shut upppp vijayaaaaaaaa..., well mr yemmez. aakramichayal manushyanaano mrigamaano enna kaaryathil nammal ithuvare oru theerumaanathilaayitilla.. i saw his fotos from the police station...

photo'l enikku adhika neram nokkan thanne saadichilla.. ithrem paishachikamaaya roopam aadyamaitaanu njan kanunathu... pandu ithupolorennam MIC'l maatrame kanditullu... hmmmm.. well ee akramanam panam thattiyedukaano kollano onumalla undayathu... ningalde kailiripu kondu ningalku kittanullathu kitti ennu vechal mathi...

pinne aaraanu adichathu ennu ariyanullathu adi kondavante mauleeka avakasam aayathu kondu maatram.nammal ningale sahiyikam....

yemmez: athu mathi.. athu mathi aliya.. sorry... sir...

Vijayan: chaya ithuvare vanilallo.... ahem...

Dasan: well pidikapedunathinu munpu.. kuttavaaali ayalde boss'mai samsarichirunu... aa phone number trace cheyan njangal paranjitundu... CID vijayan ningal athonu vilichu chodikku...

Vijayan: ok...

Vijayan: hello is this police station ??

p: vechittu poda !!!

Vijayan: hey mr ningal aarodanu samsarikunathennu ariyaamo...

p: aarenel enikenthaada... charayakadayil vilichittu police station aanonu chodicha pinne enna parayanam... vechittu poda @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$

Vijayan: ok ok ... thank you.. well... police station'le number maari ennanu thonunathu... well.. do u knw da number mr.dasan ??

Dasan: well njan thanne vilicholam CID vijayan chaya kudi...

Hello... hi this is dasan from NTPI..

yes CIDs from india... yes yes ...

the same naked dasan..

i mean dasan from naked truth...

wot about those details of the phone call ??

oh is it... wot ?? oh nooo!!!are you sure ??

ente attukal ammachi...

well i mean jesus...

ok thanx for the information...

good byyyyye..!

10. karimbhootham kuppiyilaayi

angane moopan jail'l aai... yemmez happy aai... pakshe moopante boss kaashu vaari erinju moopane bail kitti.. yemmez desp aai.... yemmez oru kaaryam
theerumanichu... enthaayalum malayalam ariyunna aarelum case anweshichale sheri aavathullu... illengil ivanmaar rakshapedum... yemmez avante ella
contacts'nodum kaaryam paranju... appozanu yemmez Naked Truth Private Investigators'ne kurichu arinjathu....

pala bheekaramaaya case'kalum nishprayasam theliyicha Naked Truth.. yemmez thante sarva sambadyangalum upayogichu case theliyikkan theerumaanichu.... orupaadu thirakundairunittu polum..

friendship'nte peril Naked Truth aa case etedukkan theerumanichu...

09. jumbalakka jumbalakka...

ticket black-il vitu... Oman'leku flight keriya moopante manasil aake santhoshamairunu... orupaadu naalai manasil kondu nadanna oru aagrahamaanu moopan safaleekarichathu.... moopan avante fav paataya jumbalakka jumbalakka paadi yaatra thudangi...

pettenoru announcement !!!!

For the kind attention of passengers!! We just got an intelligence report saying a psychic terrorist is travelling in our flight, so we are landing back to the airport for security reasons, please don't panic, the journey will resume as soon as we get that person outta the flight...

patham classum gusthiyum matram ariyavunna moopanu sambavam onnum manasilaayilla...

but appozekum flight thirichu airport'l land cheythirunu... police flight valanjirunu.... moopan rakshappedan sramichengilum nadanilla... moopane police pidichu...

08. angane pavanaayi shavamaai

aa valiya potti theriku shesham... yemmez kidappilaai... avante ullil ore ore cha... che... chintha maatram... aaraana iruttu bhootham.... ?? yemmez veroru karyam alochichum vishamithilairunu.... pancharraaya enikini sexy aakaan pattumo !!! pattumo..!!!

appol aa lordsshare echi foundation hospitalilekku yemmezinte mozi edukan london police ethiyirunu...

yemmez: thalle pela vannallo... ineepo enthavumo entho.. pazaya case vellom pokkiya... ivanmaarkane english allathe veronum mansilaavathumilla....

poliz: hello mr. yemmez... hw u doing ?? hw do ya feel now ??

yemmez: yes yes !! :)

poliz: wot yes dude, am asking hwz ur health ? are ya feelin ny better ?

yemmez: health ok !!! cuming up... boost is the secret of my energy our energy... ivanios is my college ?? i am the sexy ok ??

poliz: wot crap man, i guess u got sum damage in ur brain.. talking like nuts..

yemmez: yes nuts r gud for health.. especially ground nuts.. and cashewnuts while vellamadi.. wot u say ..

poliz: answer me properly or else u gonna get screwed up understood ?? huh !!! now did ya loose money or any valuables ?? and how does dis guy luk like.. do ya remember his face ??

yemmez: che ithenthu pandaramaanivanmar chodikunathu... money .. value ennoke parayunallo... ini kaikooli aairikuvo... kerala police thanne better... well
police brother.. money no problem.. money no problem... but no money now... get sum money in my marriage... well my father-in-law give money i give u.. wot u say...

poliz: u mean ur father-in-law did this ?? huh !! ??

yemmez: ho rakshapettu mansilaayenna thonune!! well i get money sthreedhanam.. wot u say... "woman-money" and i pay u.. wot u say ?? mansilaayada kilava...

poliz: man u got sum serious problem.. cya later den.. looser !! huh !! bye

yemmez:kewl kewl !! thank you !! bye the byebye...

pettenaanu yemmezinu aa vivaram kittiyathu... airport'nte aduthu beedi vilkunna vasu aanu aa vivaram paranjathu.. yemmezine adichu pancharakkiya thendi .. oman'leku flight keran pokunnu.... yemmez undane police'ne vilichu... oru vidham karyam paranju mansilaaki... police udan airport'leku parannu...

07. mission blackberry

ee samayam... london'le mattoru junction'l... moopan thante boss'umai communicate cheyuvairunu...

moopan: hello boss...

boss: achuth mama sathek... (boss'nte samsarathil eppozum oru arabi touch kaanum, note da point)

moopan: salami achuth mama...

boss: ennu vecha ?? wot u mean ??

moopan: oru flow'l paranju poyathaanu boss... swarry...

boss: poya karyam enthai sathek sathek !!!

moopan: mission accomplished... adichavane padamaaki boss... oru thelivu polum vechitilla... first adiyil thanne avante kanninte focus poyathu kondu enne orikalum avanu thirichariyan patilla... pinne adichathu irutathairunu.. so no worries..

boss: athethayalum nannai... avan swantham nizhal adichathavum ennu vicharikum... shabahe subahe allahu ahamed !!!!

moopan: appo ithinte chilavokke ?? engana baaki paripadis...

boss: no problem.. ithu ente oru audaryamai kandal mathi.. chilavokkke pinneedavam.. avanittu randu kodukanamennu ninekku pande
aagrahamundairunathalle... salami al-qaida...

moopan: well... veliyil kidanna "neerkoli"ye eduthu bag'l vecha polayallo...

boss: wot ?? satek !!!

moopan: salami veliyil neerkoli sha bag ul thama vechappoha moonjillah imsha alla... mansilaaya....

boss: wokay wokay... muhamad basheer kottayam nasserullah !! enthaayalum ni ini oru nimisham polum avide nikanda.. petonoru kalla ticket eduthu sthalam vittere...

moopan: athe njan ticket eduthu kazinju.. but indian airways'l aanu eduthathu... flight randu divasam late aanu.. ithu black'l vittittu british airways'l mungaana
paripaadi... iruttikazinja pinne aarum kaanilallo...

boss: welldone my boy... sookshikanam... appo sheri ammanuthalla muhamad ali subairali sathek sathek !!!

beep.. beep... call gets disconnected !!!!

moopan: ivanokke sahayam cheythu kodukunna enne paranja mathiyallo.. ini paranjitenthu kaaryam... daridravaasi always daridravaasi.....

koooooooi.... poooooooi... indian airlines ticket... business class... das ka theese das ka thees !!!!indian airlines ticket... business class... das ka theese das ka thees !!!!

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06. wanted dead or alive

ente phone kandu pidichu tharunnavarkku puttum kadalayum kaanichu kodukkunnathaayirikkum. kaashullavar vangi thinno...

--m.s.

05. kaduvaye pidicha (karutha) kiduva

ms: ningal... ningal.. ningalaara....

kallan: thalle.... kollam... appa ninekkenne mansilailla alle... onnu thelichu nokeda...

ms: athinu... enikonnum kandu kooda... complete irutaaanu...

kallan: dai vendetta.... oru maathiri alambu varthaanam paranjalundalla.. adichu ninne dabur chavanprash aaki kalayum... thallakalum pillakalum okke ullathalle... kailulla kaashu thannitu vittu poikko...

ms: ayyo... kaasho... athu maatram chodikaruthu... ente kayil 5 paise edukaanilla..

kallan: paisa kaanilennariyam.. enikku bound aanu vendathu uk bounds..

ms: illa onnumilla njan oru echi aanu...

kallan: ivan kondeee povu... chumma oru chovala koothara shirtum ittu irangiyathaanalle... ninekokke naati kidana poredai...

ms: anna apamaanikaruthu... annan ente kalyaanathinu va.. njan vayaru niraye paayasam tharam...

kallan:ini ninnodu samsaricha sheri aavathilla.. ni aa movile ingedu... athengi athu....

ms: ayyo... venda... venda... plz... athente jeevana...

kallan: kandaalum parayum ninte jeevanaanennu... lorry'ku adavekkana ee dabba saaadanam aarku venamedai... enikoru call vilikaana...

kallan fone cheyan sramikunnu....
operator: dear ms mobile vaangia maatram pora... vellapozum ee fone recharge cheyuka... dear ms mobile vaangia maatram pora... vellapozum ee fone recharge cheyuka...

kallan: dai... ni aalu kollamalla... ippalum pazaya pole thanne... oru maatavum illa.. echi ennum echi thannalle.... paile ini mela ee area'l kandu povaruthu... ammachiyaane ini ninne ividengaanum kanda adichu ninne poster aakum....

m.s. venda... iruttu manushya njanaaranennu ningalkariyilla...

kallan: iruttu manushyana... pha.... ni aarene enikenthaada.... povan paranja dialogue adikunna.... ingaaaaaaaaatu vaada kaaparakki upperi...

dishum dishum dishum dishum dishum @#$#$#@$@#$

m.s: ayyo amme acho shashi anno.... ningal... ningal aaaaranu... athu maatram parayu....

kallan: well... i'm not ithikara pakki... am not benz vasu...
am the one and only one MOOPPAN... andhakaarathinte paryayam MOOPPAN... IRUTTADI MOOPPAN... buhahahahaha....

m.s: mooppan....!?!

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04. kandu jhaaan...

pettennu m.s.nte side-il oru anakkam ketu... oru karutha roopam.

ivanios community-yile vote eduppu maatram manasilulla m.s. udane thirinju nokki velukke chirichu.... oonilum urakkathilum vote vote ennu japikkunna panjaarakkuttan m.s. ingane mozhinju...

hello ente peru soman...

che... sorry.. m.s...

njangalude oru community-il oru vote-eduppu nadakkunnundu...

who is the sexiest guy. ente batch-il vere arundedeee kollavunne? hehehe....

athukondu mole... enne sexy aai thiranjedukkooo.. ippol thanne... plz....

pakshe m.s.nte mind-nu sense and sensibility kitumbozhekum neram orupaadu vaikiyirunu... paavam m.s. oduvil aa satyam mansilaaki...

avan nilkunathu panjaara mukkilallla...

avan samsarikunathu oru penkuttiyumalla...

pinneyo?

m.s. njetti...

ENTAMMMAAACCHHIYEYY!!

03. thaamasamenthee varuvaan...

united kingdom enna britain-ne attappaadi pattikkonam street... samayam 11.30 pm. (5.30 pm IST) ...

Madya-lahari mootha M.S. valicha chiriyum pulicha nottavumaayi mathilil chaari muthramozikkan nilkuvairunu

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