Tuesday, May 1, 2007

12. angane oru avadhikkalathu...

moopanu kittiya phone call-inte details CID-kale jhettichu. avar aduthu ninna yemmez-nittu orennam pottichu. just for horror. but ohmoigod! call vannirikkunathu nammude swantham keralathinte swalpam appurathulla oru nagarathil ninnaanu... athe.. ivanios'le mikavarum paazukalum chennu pedunna... the most notorious faaangalore... aka... bangalore..... aka... bengalooru...

anweshanam pinne aa vazhikkaai !!! Naked Truth'nte banneril... yemmezinte chilavil CID Dasanum Vijayanum bengalooru'il flight irangi. ethrayum pettennu number'nte owner'e custody'ledukkaan avar theerumaanichu.

Dasan: namukkaadyam ee numberinte owner'e thappanam !!
Vijayan: ni ippozhum pazhaye pole thannalle ?? che !!

Dasan: athalleda... owner'e thappi pidikanamennu...
Vijayan: athu thannaa njanum udeshiche... mlechan!

Dasan: eda manda ithinte ownere kandu pidi... uff.. anweshichu kandethanamennu... ippo mansilaayo??
Vijayan: oooho... appadiyaa.. okay dokay. hehehe.. gochu gallan!

Dasan: wokay namukku aadyam mirchi mobiles'l poi anweshikam .. cummon!!! march!!
Vijayan: athey owner aaranennarinjal ayalodu chodikkaamallo ayalaaranennu...

Dasan: daivame.. ivante oru chalu! dey.. angerodu chodikkaam...

-----Mirchi mobile office, Sreehalli, bangalore------

Dasan: hello mister. athey ee number'nte owner aaranennariyanam... we are from Naked Truth pvt investigators... i am CID Dasan
Vijayan: and i am CID Vijayan...

operator: chwodichilallu... eh? entheredey. evidennengilomokke cwoat'ukalumittondu erangikkwolum. ippo entharu venam? numberaa?? ingwottedu.. nwokkattu..
hmm.. vokay vokay.. ee number'nte wowner oru arabiyaanu.. lavan valya puliyaanu ketta.. kazhuthappuli.. donde.. lo valavile sheikh aanu.
perukal ketta jhettum....
sheikh al-akbar habibi az'z ur-rehman al-ul-hum-bhum..
venongi ningalkku shake az'z nnu vilikkaam.

Vijayan: enthu? SHAKE ASS??
Dasan: alleda shake az'z

Vijayan: aliyaaaah... ellam onnalle?
Dasan: dey... dey...
Vijayan: hehe.. allalle.. okay okay... allah! ennaalum onnannara peru thanne!

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