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20. vellithira

ivanios'le vidyaarthikal uttu nokkiyirunna aa pakal vannetthi.... pathivu pole college bus'l vannirangia chullanum koottarum annathe ulli vada'um panjara'um vendennu vechu nere nadannu... tension tension.. yeskayum annu nerathe vannirunu... avante puli vaahanamaaya caliber literature dept'l park cheythu avanum koodi avarde koode...

samayam 10 mani 6 min.... achan aadyam yemmez'ne akathottu vilichu...

kuzhi: entha yemmez ?? enthaai theerumaanam...
yemmez: acho enikkoravasaram koode tharanam.. njanedutha padamellam otathilaanu. athu kondu onnum kondu varam patiyilla... acho ennodu karuna kaanikanam...

kuzhi: karuna kaanikkaaano.. huh.. njan verenthenkilum kaanikkunnathinu munne irangi poda...

pinne azz'nte oozhamairunu...
azz'nte varavu kanda ellarum njetti ...... oru valia petti'yumaai avan nenjumuyarthi pidichu nadannu vannu.... principle'nteyum vidyarthikaludeyum munnil petti valichittu avan thurannu...

enthu ??? aaa petti avan thurannu....

petti thurannu nokkiya kuttikal athu kandu njetti ninnu. yemmez pottikkaranju. azz aarthattahasichu.... kikikikikiki (atta - haasam)....

ENTHAAAIRUNU AAA PETTIYIL ?????

CHATTIYO ATHO MATHIYO ATHO AZZ'NTE @#$@#TTIYO ????

enthaanaa videos? azz'ninthrem filmi experience-o?? kaaathirikukaaaa !!!!!!

19. aakaashadeepangal sakshi

aa samayathu aakaashathu anju vaalnakshathrangal thelinju. vaalillathoru daivadoothan appol kuzhiyil ninnum uyarthezhunetu. athe. enthinum ethinum nammodoppamundaayirunna aa principalachante adukkalekku yemmezum azzum paraathiyumayethi.

avarude confusionu oru solution kandethaan... yeskay udeshicha aa kuzhiyile oraal... athe.. aa oraal nammude ellavarudeyum priyapetta brad 'pitt'aaya ref. father dabar kuzhi vedathil aayirunu... da beloved princy of the beloved MIC...

campus'l enthu nadannaalum mukalil'e A/C roomil irunu pulli athu manathariyum, pavam (chullan, thadiyan, yemmez etc etc) pillerde veettukare idaykkidaku college-il vilichu varuthunnathu adhehathinte oru cheriya hobby aayirunnu..
shudhavayu swasikkan purathirangiya vidyarthikale oodichittu pidichu class'l ketuka, class'l kayariyilla enna cheriya kutathinu exam ezuthipikathirikuka, college day'kum union inauguration'um aanungaldem pennungaldem idayil mathilaayi nilkuka thudangiyavayum adhehathinte matu hobbies-il pedum...

kuzhi: pha!!!! kunjaadukale... ee avasarathilu.. allengil ee velayilu.. allengil ee time'lu... njan onnu ormipichu kollatte.. ini mela neeyokke ithupole roadil kidannu adi koodi ennarinjaal ninteyokke course thanne njan nirthalaakum....

eda yemmez ennu parayunna mashkonaappa ithrayum kaalam ninekku kodi pidikanam, kodi pidikanam ennayirunallo aagraham? ippozhentha padam pidikkan ithra poothi??
azz: athaanacho... angane chodikku...

kuzhi: ninnodullathu njan pinneeedu chodikkam ippo vayadachirikeda kunjaadinte mone...
yemmez: acho... ee college'nu vendi othiri kashtapetitulla enikku oru padam pidikan polum avasaramillennu paranjal...

azz: iyalentho kashtapetenna... chumma party'de perum paranju kanda class'okke keri nadannu panjarayadikum... ethu class'l poyalum yemmez chettan vanille, yemmez chettan vanille enne ellarkum chodikaanullu... baakki ullavarkkonum ivide jeevikande ??

ithente oru vaashi aanu... BVMC'l oru film edukunnundengil athu ee azz eduthiirikum.... nammude swantham kuzhi achanaane satyam...

kuzhi: daaaaaa.... ni ennem konde pokathullu alle... enthayalum njanoru theerumaanam parayam... nale kaalathu randu perum film field-ilulla experience enne bodhipikanam... aarkaano kooduthal experience avarku njan film edukaanulla permission kodukkum.

yemmez: acho... athinekaalum nallathu namukkoru vote'eduppu vekkam... aarkaano kooduthal vote avaru film edukum enthe ?? (vote eduppu yemmez'nte matoru weekness aanu)

azz: athangu palli chennu paranja mathi...
yemmez: palli'l parayunathum achanodu parayunathum onnu thanne keta...

kuzhi: stop it... ninnodonum maryadakku paranja mansilaavathille... paranja pole anusaricha mathi... nale kaalathu kaanam... ippo irangi poineda... saathanmaare..

yemmez: achoo.... athu....
azz: hehehe...

yemmez pinnem 'barber' chakravarthi aai... class cut cheythu sreebala'l poyi padam kanda experience allathe veroru experience'um yemmezin'lla... azz'nethire oru samaram irakkan yemmez party office'l poi afyarthichu.... "party ninte achante vakayallada" ennulla marupadi kittyathode aa agrahavum polinju...

azz padamedukkunathum... nayikayodu sollunathum.. angane avanoru fans association undaavunathumaaya chinthakal yemmez'nte manasine vettayaadi.. ee vedanakalude idayilum yemmez avante panjarayadi maatram nirthiyilla..

pakshe azz'nte planning ellam valare budhiyode aairunu, swantham janma shatruvinte rajyam keezhadakiya sulaimaan aanenna thonal avanil ulbhavichu. avanil pala kuruttu budhikalum udaleduthu. yemmez'ne thakarkanam. AVALUDE mumbil star aavanam. iniyengilum enikkonnu jeevikkanam... annaane pole.. che.. aanine pole... alla aanaaittu... pandaaram!!!

18. daivasahayam teashop

ANALI(ee perinu keralathile ethengilum paambukalodu saadrishyamundengil athu ariyaathe patiyathalla, manappoorvamaanu) Anali's chaya kada aka bakshana museum (anali'de chayakada masti'ke chayakada.. anali'de chayakada mast'ke chayakada)

anali'de kadayil yemmez vikaarabharithanaai irunnu chaya kudikkunnu... oru samrajyam muzhuvan vetti pidikan poya 'barber' chakravarthikku avasaanam kottathenga polum kittathe vanna oru expression mukhathundu... asahaneeyam. unsahikkable.

chullan: dai enthaai ninte padam pidutham?? avasaanam azz ninne 'shashi' aaki alle??

yemmez: hmmm... avanenne arinjooda.. ithinu njan pakaram chodikum... avanonnu ingottu varatte...

appol azz'um koottukarum avideyethi.

azz(mobile phone-il): sure... ninakkoru role enthaayalum undu... njan athinte script padichotte... switzerland'lum australia'lum shoot cheyyanaa decision.. cash enikkoru prashnameyalla... appante alle...! but ninte manassil aa nanni eppozhum kaananam.. allaathe chila kalla pannikale pole aavaruthu.. sheri enna njan pinne vilikam...

yemmez: aarada panni ??

chullan: njanalla....

yeskay: pass !!!

azz: swantham nila marannavanmaarku avare patti parayumbo manasilaakathilla...

yemmez: athu nee enne udeshichu paranjathaanu.. enne maathram udeshichu
paranjathaanu... enne thanne udeshichu paranjathaanu... pha vavvalinundayavane... ingaaatu vaada... ninne njan....
(rangam aakramasakthamaavunnathu kandu kada owner anali rangathethi)

anali: stop it.... che!! ningale patti njan inganayalla karuthiyirunnathu...

yemmez: anali, njanum ivane pati inganalla karuthiyirunnathu... potte... vittekku...

anali: hmm aarum ottum moshamalla... enikku vendiyenkilum ee adi onnu nirthikoode...

azz: ni paranja njan nirthum... allengilum ee kachadayumai adi undaakan enikoru thalparyavumilla.... huh...

yeskay: yemmeze alia nee vaa... aarum illaatha naarikalku aarengilum kaanaathirikilla... ellam kandu kondu kuzhiyiloral irippundu... nee athu marakkanda....

17. classmates

BVMC (Branthanmaarudeyum Vainokkikalludeyum Mandankonaapanmarudeyum Class)

yemmez: Excuse me ma'am... sorry ma'am oralpam late aai poi...

TM(thankamma ma'am): kurachoode kazinjirunne nalathe class'nu vanna mathiyaairunnallo!..

yemmez: athyavisyamaai veedu vare pokendi vannu...

TM: ho appol veetilokke pokaarundo...

yemmez: ho ee mam'nte oru thamasha... eppozhum ingane...

TM: phaa.... thonnumbo keri vannathum pora avante oru konacha chiri... keri poda ...

ottum chammatha yemmez class'l moolakulla bench'l poi mindaathirunu.. ithellam kandu front benchil thanne irikunna azz ullil chirikuvairunu..... buhahahahahaha... mandanum poi london'um poi film kitti ailasa... !!!

TM: so, nammal theerumanicha pole... film'nte shooting next week start cheyyanam... azz athinte baaki instructions tharum... ok ??
yemmez: no, not ok... ee film'nu vendi raavum pakalum kashtapettu... maasangalaai class'l polum kerathe prayathnikkuvairunu njan... BVMC'l oru film edukunundel athu njan direct cheyyum... baaki ullavanmaar chaaril mukki nakkiya mathi...

TM: yemmez ithoru class room aanennu orkanam...
yemmez: ok, enna pinne namukku purathu poi samsarikkaam...

azz: wot... entha yemmez ingane? plz keep ur manners... onnumilengilum ithu nammude adhyapika alleda....
yemmez: eda ninne njan... eda vaal maakri ... ni purathotu va.. ninekittu vechitundu...

TM: how dare... yemmez get out houseeeey !!!! irangi podaaa....

class'l vannathinte double speed'l yemmez purathekku poyi....

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ee samayam chullan'um yezkay'um thadiyanumellam store, literature block, panjara mukku, library'de front, main block, steps enividangalile ella pempillereyum yathra ayachittu purathekkirangi... enthennariyilla ella penkutikalum veetilotu poi kazhinjaale eeyullavanmaarku samadanamullu... chullanum thadiyanum annu college bus bahishkarichu, innum lakshmikkuttiyum sushamayum leave aanu. athu kondu bus'l poyittum karyamilla...
chullan: aliya ni va... namukku anali'yude kadelottu pokam...

thadiyan: eda @#$@#$@#$@#mone @#$@#$ @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$ (full theri aanu)
yezkay: ni enthinaanu ippo theri vilikunne....

thadiyan: @#$@#$@#$@#$ chumma @#$@#$@# oru rasathinu enthaada ishtapetille #!#$# $#$#

chullan: aliya btw yemmez'nte direction enthaai....
yezkay: avarku (A) padam pidikan udeshamillathathu kondu avane thalli haha...

thadiyan: @#$@#$@#$@# karyam paranjondirikumbolanoda @#$@#$@# ninte our chalu
chullan: enthada @#$@#$@#$@# itra serious aavan avanenthu ninte
@#$@#$@#$@#$@# aaana ??

yezkay'ude kaathil dooradarshan okke out of service aakumbol kelkunna oru tharam moolal maatram !!!! kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

thadiyan: compromise !!!

chullan: compromise !!!!

16. panjara-varnangal

2003 July

Mar Ivanios College

Lunch break-cum-panjara kazhinju 2 mani

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Pathivu pole bujikalum mabukkalum class-lekkum kidukkal panjaaramukkilekkum povunna neram.. pathivillathe kaaliyaayikkidakkunna panjaramukku nokki chullan antham vittu kuntham vizhungiya pole ninnu.

chullan (athmagatham/ aside/ self talk/ST): che. ivanmaarokke evide poi.. daivame ini puli.. che... kuzhi vellom irangiyo? canteen'l keyari nokkam...
chullan: bobby anno lavanmaarokke evide... ???
(NB for non-ivanions: Bobby annan canteen'le oru sambavamaanu, avidunne "soft" parottayekaalum, potato kariye kaalum valiyoru sambavam)
bobby: ingotinnaarum vanilla...

appozhaanu store'nu munnil'e cheriya aalkootam, eh.. alla.. kozhikkoottam, chullan sradichathu.. ivanios'le chalukkukale kandu madutha payyanmaarde eka aswasamairunnu idakkide store'l juice kudikkan varunna mar baselios first year'le sundarikkutti Rosakkutti.

chullantem manasonnu thelinju.. ente sawarimala murrugaaa... class cut cheythathu veruthe aaila.... sho pandaravadangan aa yemmez kuntham pole front'l thanne nikuvaannondu innonnum nadakilla... 'thadiyan' illa appo scope undu...

chullan(onnum ariyatha pole): alio.... ividundairunno... njanevideyokke thappiyenno...
yemmez(st): ho dhende vannu.. shalyam.. ivale ethrayum petennu paranju vidunathaanu safe...

chullan: ha ithaaru rosa kuttiyo... enna ondu mole vishesham ?? veetilachanum ammakumokke sukhalle ?? ni entha class'l keriyille...

rosa: illa chettaa, oru sprite kudikan vannatha...

chullan (pinnem self talk): oh ivalu sprite'e kudikku.. veettil pazhankanjim chutta mulakuma.. panjarayadikan vannathalledi ni... hmm (enthayaalum weight kalayanda) chullan: ichaya oru pepsi .. (pandaram ee pepsi'kokke enna vilaya), pinne para enna undu vishesham, college okke kollavo ??

yemmez: illengil iyal puthiyorennam ketti kodukkumairikum
chullan: alia dai ninekkinnu entho project submission aanennu paranjittu ni classil keriyille... thankamma madam ninne kaanathe vishamikkunundaavum.

yemmez: innu assignment illennu aa azz paranju...

chullan: enittavanevide ??

yemmez: avanu palliyil pokanamennu paranju... orupaadu papam cheythu kootunathalle.. kumbasarikan poyathaavum... ha ha ha ha ha (yemmez matrame chirikunullu.. )
chullan: muslim palliyilum kumbasaaram thudangiyo .. hehe

(rosakutti'um cheruthaittu chirichu... bhaagyam, athu yemmezinu sukhichilla... inferiority complex ennu english'lum asooya ennu malayalathilum parayum, pempillerde munne vechu avane "thekkaruthu" ennu yemmez palapozum pothu prakhyapanam nadatharundu. athu ketathode avane "thekkan" aalukal vembal kondu... and that's ivanion's attitude!!)

yemmez: so rosu.. njan paranju vannathu padithathinte koode cultural activities'lum sradha venam.. namude kazhivukal eppozhum prakadipikendathaanu...

chullan: athalle ni class'um cut cheythu prakadipichondirikunne.. hehe...

(rosakutti onoode urapichu chirichu.. rosa'ude manasil appo chullan oru daivadootanaai thelinju... manasil vicharichathu chetan paranju... sho...)

appol yemmez'nu oru phone vannu... yemmezinte mukhabaavam aake maari.. oru large.. dry aaitu adichathu poloru bhavam...

chullan: enthalia ?? kalipaana?? (chumma show.. aanengil nerathe veettil ponam)

yemmez: alia yeskay aanu vilichathu.. avanu azz msg ayachennu.. nammude shortfilm'nte incharge avanu kitti ennum paranju.. avan pallilonnum poilla class'l undairunennu...

thankamma madam enne anweshichappo njan party office'l poyennu avan paranjennu... complete kolamaai alia... porathathinu njan mam'nte classil varunille ennu avar chodichappo aa kaatumaakri'de classil aaru kerumennu njan chodichennum paranju... alia avan film direct cheyumenna thonunne.... njanonnu poi nokatte...

chullan: aliya njanum varano ?? (daivame, vendaannu parayane !!!!)
yemmez: venda.. njan class'lota ninte koode pokunathu kanda pinne athu mathi... college'l polum pinne ketilla.... (oru vazhiku pokunathalle oru thaangirikatte...)
rosa chirichu....

chullan: pullu, weight kalanju..

yemmez avante YBX(taxi)'l keri classilekku poyi...