Tuesday, May 1, 2007

break 4




15. oru CID diarykkurippu...

-----Sreehalli Sharja shop-----(part-2)

Vijayan: chey! pandaaramadangaan!! avan rakshapettu... enthaayalum sharja enkilum kittiyallo bhaagyam

Dasan: che !!! nammukkivide enthelum thelivu kittumonnu nokkam. thappedaa thappu thappooo..

Vijayan: mone dasaa.. dhendeda oru diary... My Pet Notebook! avante pattu book aanennu thonunu...

Dasan: ingu thanne .. oh my god !!! ithavante personal diary aanu...
ithil ninnu namukku aavasyathinu thelivu kittum.
come on!!! we can find it...


ENTE ULLIL VENTHURUKUM JHAN...

14. onnaam vattom kandappol...


-----Sreehalli Sharja shop----------

Vijayan: randu sharja.. madhuram kooti !!!
kk(kadakaaran): kazhikkan enthengilum ???

V: oh ippo onnum venda.. ellam kazinjittu onichu vaangicholam !!!
enthe dasa??

Dasan: athe athe ... business thudangeetu ethra kaalamai sahodara ??
V: oh ninte sahodaranaano paranje ilallo !! kanda parayilla keto..
D: well ithu kaaryamaakanda.. so u tell me..
kk: 4 varshamai sir ...

V: Ithentha menu'l spl discount for gals ennitirikunne ?? namokonnum discount ille ??
kk: Athu mothalaali ittatha !! nalla manushyana !! mudi vettathumilla kulikathumilla .. kanda petta thalla sahikathilla !! angerku girls oru weakness aanu...

V: oho... ee gals ennu parayumbo... sthreekalaano vanithakalaano penkuttikalaano atho amoomamaarano...
kk: anganathe ahankaaramonumilla sir !! enthum povum .. i mean ellarkum undu discount !! mothalaaliye onnu pokki paranja mathi !! enna kashu polum vangathilla...

v: pokkan ayalenthedai dikkiya !! hehehe!!!
kk: athalla sir onnu pukazthi paranja mathi !!
v: dasa not da point !!

d: hmmm well nigande muthalaaliye onnu kaananamallo !! ayal akathundo ??
kk: ningal sherikum aaaranu ?? chodichal aaranenu parayanam
V: njangal vazhipokkar aanennu paranja mathi... allengil aarumalla ennu paranjekku...
kk: angane kandavanmaarkonum kaanan patathilla adehathe...

v: pha... CID'kale nokki kandavanmaarennu parayunoda pulle !!!
kk: ayyo CIDs... mothalaaali ESCAPE !!!!!!!

pettenavide perichaazi chatha oru naatam padarnu... athe athu shake azz aayirunu... mudi valarthiya oru roopam petennu avide ninnum oodi maranju...

d: no mr azz dont run !! we the CIDs we the gun we the shoot, you the die !!!
shake azz : athani, athani...timoti albani...achoth aminokeshu
salaithaaa...

kk: mansilaailla boss!!!
shake azz: eda knaappa kada adachittu rakshappedan... salaitha salaitha...

13. sreehalli to sharjah...


-----Sreehalli Junction-----------

Dasan: eda vijaya.. ee operation valare rahasyamaairikanam.. kuttavaali samarthanum budhimaanumaaya sthithiku.. nammude neekangal valare sradichaavanam...
Vijayan: well! idea!! namukayaale vala ittu pidichaalo ??

Dasan:grr !!!
Vijayan: vende? vendengi venda... alle !!!
Dasan: aa mudivalarthiya aalairikum shake azz... oru joint aakramanam venam nadathan.. enthu vila koduthum avane pidikanam..
Vijayan: yes. enthu vila koduthumm.. but aliya... njan purse edukkaan marannu...

Dasan: oh pandaaramadangan ni onnu chummathirikuvo... nammuku customers'ne pole avide pokam okay!!

12. angane oru avadhikkalathu...

moopanu kittiya phone call-inte details CID-kale jhettichu. avar aduthu ninna yemmez-nittu orennam pottichu. just for horror. but ohmoigod! call vannirikkunathu nammude swantham keralathinte swalpam appurathulla oru nagarathil ninnaanu... athe.. ivanios'le mikavarum paazukalum chennu pedunna... the most notorious faaangalore... aka... bangalore..... aka... bengalooru...

anweshanam pinne aa vazhikkaai !!! Naked Truth'nte banneril... yemmezinte chilavil CID Dasanum Vijayanum bengalooru'il flight irangi. ethrayum pettennu number'nte owner'e custody'ledukkaan avar theerumaanichu.

Dasan: namukkaadyam ee numberinte owner'e thappanam !!
Vijayan: ni ippozhum pazhaye pole thannalle ?? che !!

Dasan: athalleda... owner'e thappi pidikanamennu...
Vijayan: athu thannaa njanum udeshiche... mlechan!

Dasan: eda manda ithinte ownere kandu pidi... uff.. anweshichu kandethanamennu... ippo mansilaayo??
Vijayan: oooho... appadiyaa.. okay dokay. hehehe.. gochu gallan!

Dasan: wokay namukku aadyam mirchi mobiles'l poi anweshikam .. cummon!!! march!!
Vijayan: athey owner aaranennarinjal ayalodu chodikkaamallo ayalaaranennu...

Dasan: daivame.. ivante oru chalu! dey.. angerodu chodikkaam...

-----Mirchi mobile office, Sreehalli, bangalore------

Dasan: hello mister. athey ee number'nte owner aaranennariyanam... we are from Naked Truth pvt investigators... i am CID Dasan
Vijayan: and i am CID Vijayan...

operator: chwodichilallu... eh? entheredey. evidennengilomokke cwoat'ukalumittondu erangikkwolum. ippo entharu venam? numberaa?? ingwottedu.. nwokkattu..
hmm.. vokay vokay.. ee number'nte wowner oru arabiyaanu.. lavan valya puliyaanu ketta.. kazhuthappuli.. donde.. lo valavile sheikh aanu.
perukal ketta jhettum....
sheikh al-akbar habibi az'z ur-rehman al-ul-hum-bhum..
venongi ningalkku shake az'z nnu vilikkaam.

Vijayan: enthu? SHAKE ASS??
Dasan: alleda shake az'z

Vijayan: aliyaaaah... ellam onnalle?
Dasan: dey... dey...
Vijayan: hehe.. allalle.. okay okay... allah! ennaalum onnannara peru thanne!