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11. dasanum vijayanum pinne...

Naked Truth Private Investigators - 2003'l aarambicha ee company.. prathyekichu case onnumillathe irikukayayirunu... pettanaanu avarku oru case kittiyathu...
"Savithriyude aranjaanam" aa case budhiparamaayi theliyichathode NTPI'ku vechadi vechadi kayatamaairunu.... Nadodi kaatu, Patana Pravesham, Akkare Akkare Akkare enne cinemakal valia ishtavum inspiration'um aaya ivar swayam vilikunathu CID Dasan and CID Vijayan ennaanu... ivar oru case eteduthal pinne veraarkum aa case edukendi varilla....

enthaayalum yemmez'nte case NTPI eteduthu... avar oru side'l ninnu investigation'um aarambichu.... athinte baagamai avar yemmez'ne kaanan vannu....

yemmez: welcome welcome... alia... sukham thanne...

Dasan: aliana aaranu mister ningalde alian.. njangilippo CID'kal aanu... veruthe kaiku pani undaaki vekaruthu... kittiyathonum pore...

yemmez: sorry...

Vijayan: sorry okke avide irikatte aadyam randu chaaya parayu... randu ulli vadayum...

Dasan: constable... sorry.. CID vijayan nammal case anweshikaananu vannathu... chaaya kudikanalla... ok

Vijayan: oh sheri !!!

yemmez: appo ningal ee case nannai padicho ??

Vijayan: padikan ithentha pareekshayo .. ha ha ha ha ha.. mandan!

Dasan: shut upppp vijayaaaaaaaa..., well mr yemmez. aakramichayal manushyanaano mrigamaano enna kaaryathil nammal ithuvare oru theerumaanathilaayitilla.. i saw his fotos from the police station...

photo'l enikku adhika neram nokkan thanne saadichilla.. ithrem paishachikamaaya roopam aadyamaitaanu njan kanunathu... pandu ithupolorennam MIC'l maatrame kanditullu... hmmmm.. well ee akramanam panam thattiyedukaano kollano onumalla undayathu... ningalde kailiripu kondu ningalku kittanullathu kitti ennu vechal mathi...

pinne aaraanu adichathu ennu ariyanullathu adi kondavante mauleeka avakasam aayathu kondu maatram.nammal ningale sahiyikam....

yemmez: athu mathi.. athu mathi aliya.. sorry... sir...

Vijayan: chaya ithuvare vanilallo.... ahem...

Dasan: well pidikapedunathinu munpu.. kuttavaaali ayalde boss'mai samsarichirunu... aa phone number trace cheyan njangal paranjitundu... CID vijayan ningal athonu vilichu chodikku...

Vijayan: ok...

Vijayan: hello is this police station ??

p: vechittu poda !!!

Vijayan: hey mr ningal aarodanu samsarikunathennu ariyaamo...

p: aarenel enikenthaada... charayakadayil vilichittu police station aanonu chodicha pinne enna parayanam... vechittu poda @#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$

Vijayan: ok ok ... thank you.. well... police station'le number maari ennanu thonunathu... well.. do u knw da number mr.dasan ??

Dasan: well njan thanne vilicholam CID vijayan chaya kudi...

Hello... hi this is dasan from NTPI..

yes CIDs from india... yes yes ...

the same naked dasan..

i mean dasan from naked truth...

wot about those details of the phone call ??

oh is it... wot ?? oh nooo!!!are you sure ??

ente attukal ammachi...

well i mean jesus...

ok thanx for the information...

good byyyyye..!

10. karimbhootham kuppiyilaayi

angane moopan jail'l aai... yemmez happy aai... pakshe moopante boss kaashu vaari erinju moopane bail kitti.. yemmez desp aai.... yemmez oru kaaryam
theerumanichu... enthaayalum malayalam ariyunna aarelum case anweshichale sheri aavathullu... illengil ivanmaar rakshapedum... yemmez avante ella
contacts'nodum kaaryam paranju... appozanu yemmez Naked Truth Private Investigators'ne kurichu arinjathu....

pala bheekaramaaya case'kalum nishprayasam theliyicha Naked Truth.. yemmez thante sarva sambadyangalum upayogichu case theliyikkan theerumaanichu.... orupaadu thirakundairunittu polum..

friendship'nte peril Naked Truth aa case etedukkan theerumanichu...

09. jumbalakka jumbalakka...

ticket black-il vitu... Oman'leku flight keriya moopante manasil aake santhoshamairunu... orupaadu naalai manasil kondu nadanna oru aagrahamaanu moopan safaleekarichathu.... moopan avante fav paataya jumbalakka jumbalakka paadi yaatra thudangi...

pettenoru announcement !!!!

For the kind attention of passengers!! We just got an intelligence report saying a psychic terrorist is travelling in our flight, so we are landing back to the airport for security reasons, please don't panic, the journey will resume as soon as we get that person outta the flight...

patham classum gusthiyum matram ariyavunna moopanu sambavam onnum manasilaayilla...

but appozekum flight thirichu airport'l land cheythirunu... police flight valanjirunu.... moopan rakshappedan sramichengilum nadanilla... moopane police pidichu...

08. angane pavanaayi shavamaai

aa valiya potti theriku shesham... yemmez kidappilaai... avante ullil ore ore cha... che... chintha maatram... aaraana iruttu bhootham.... ?? yemmez veroru karyam alochichum vishamithilairunu.... pancharraaya enikini sexy aakaan pattumo !!! pattumo..!!!

appol aa lordsshare echi foundation hospitalilekku yemmezinte mozi edukan london police ethiyirunu...

yemmez: thalle pela vannallo... ineepo enthavumo entho.. pazaya case vellom pokkiya... ivanmaarkane english allathe veronum mansilaavathumilla....

poliz: hello mr. yemmez... hw u doing ?? hw do ya feel now ??

yemmez: yes yes !! :)

poliz: wot yes dude, am asking hwz ur health ? are ya feelin ny better ?

yemmez: health ok !!! cuming up... boost is the secret of my energy our energy... ivanios is my college ?? i am the sexy ok ??

poliz: wot crap man, i guess u got sum damage in ur brain.. talking like nuts..

yemmez: yes nuts r gud for health.. especially ground nuts.. and cashewnuts while vellamadi.. wot u say ..

poliz: answer me properly or else u gonna get screwed up understood ?? huh !!! now did ya loose money or any valuables ?? and how does dis guy luk like.. do ya remember his face ??

yemmez: che ithenthu pandaramaanivanmar chodikunathu... money .. value ennoke parayunallo... ini kaikooli aairikuvo... kerala police thanne better... well
police brother.. money no problem.. money no problem... but no money now... get sum money in my marriage... well my father-in-law give money i give u.. wot u say...

poliz: u mean ur father-in-law did this ?? huh !! ??

yemmez: ho rakshapettu mansilaayenna thonune!! well i get money sthreedhanam.. wot u say... "woman-money" and i pay u.. wot u say ?? mansilaayada kilava...

poliz: man u got sum serious problem.. cya later den.. looser !! huh !! bye

yemmez:kewl kewl !! thank you !! bye the byebye...

pettenaanu yemmezinu aa vivaram kittiyathu... airport'nte aduthu beedi vilkunna vasu aanu aa vivaram paranjathu.. yemmezine adichu pancharakkiya thendi .. oman'leku flight keran pokunnu.... yemmez undane police'ne vilichu... oru vidham karyam paranju mansilaaki... police udan airport'leku parannu...

07. mission blackberry

ee samayam... london'le mattoru junction'l... moopan thante boss'umai communicate cheyuvairunu...

moopan: hello boss...

boss: achuth mama sathek... (boss'nte samsarathil eppozum oru arabi touch kaanum, note da point)

moopan: salami achuth mama...

boss: ennu vecha ?? wot u mean ??

moopan: oru flow'l paranju poyathaanu boss... swarry...

boss: poya karyam enthai sathek sathek !!!

moopan: mission accomplished... adichavane padamaaki boss... oru thelivu polum vechitilla... first adiyil thanne avante kanninte focus poyathu kondu enne orikalum avanu thirichariyan patilla... pinne adichathu irutathairunu.. so no worries..

boss: athethayalum nannai... avan swantham nizhal adichathavum ennu vicharikum... shabahe subahe allahu ahamed !!!!

moopan: appo ithinte chilavokke ?? engana baaki paripadis...

boss: no problem.. ithu ente oru audaryamai kandal mathi.. chilavokkke pinneedavam.. avanittu randu kodukanamennu ninekku pande
aagrahamundairunathalle... salami al-qaida...

moopan: well... veliyil kidanna "neerkoli"ye eduthu bag'l vecha polayallo...

boss: wot ?? satek !!!

moopan: salami veliyil neerkoli sha bag ul thama vechappoha moonjillah imsha alla... mansilaaya....

boss: wokay wokay... muhamad basheer kottayam nasserullah !! enthaayalum ni ini oru nimisham polum avide nikanda.. petonoru kalla ticket eduthu sthalam vittere...

moopan: athe njan ticket eduthu kazinju.. but indian airways'l aanu eduthathu... flight randu divasam late aanu.. ithu black'l vittittu british airways'l mungaana
paripaadi... iruttikazinja pinne aarum kaanilallo...

boss: welldone my boy... sookshikanam... appo sheri ammanuthalla muhamad ali subairali sathek sathek !!!

beep.. beep... call gets disconnected !!!!

moopan: ivanokke sahayam cheythu kodukunna enne paranja mathiyallo.. ini paranjitenthu kaaryam... daridravaasi always daridravaasi.....

koooooooi.... poooooooi... indian airlines ticket... business class... das ka theese das ka thees !!!!indian airlines ticket... business class... das ka theese das ka thees !!!!