Tuesday, June 5, 2007

16. panjara-varnangal


2003 July
Mar Ivanios College
Lunch break-cum-panjara kazhinju 2 mani
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Pathivu pole bujikalum mabukkalum class-lekkum kidukkal panjaaramukkilekkum povunna neram.. pathivillathe kaaliyaayikkidakkunna panjaramukku nokki chullan antham vittu kuntham vizhungiya pole ninnu.

chullan (athmagatham/ aside/ self talk/ST): che. ivanmaarokke evide poi.. daivame ini puli.. che... kuzhi vellom irangiyo? canteen'l keyari nokkam...
chullan: bobby anno lavanmaarokke evide... ???

(NB for non-ivanions: Bobby annan canteen'le oru sambavamaanu, avidunne "soft" parottayekaalum, potato kariye kaalum valiyoru sambavam)
bobby: ingotinnaarum vanilla...

appozhaanu store'nu munnil'e cheriya aalkootam, eh.. alla.. kozhikkoottam, chullan sradichathu.. ivanios'le chalukkukale kandu madutha payyanmaarde eka aswasamairunnu idakkide store'l juice kudikkan varunna mar baselios first year'le sundarikkutti Rosakkutti.

chullantem manasonnu thelinju.. ente sawarimala murrugaaa... class cut cheythathu veruthe aaila.... sho pandaravadangan aa yemmez kuntham pole front'l thanne nikuvaannondu innonnum nadakilla... 'thadiyan' illa appo scope undu...

chullan(onnum ariyatha pole): alio.... ividundairunno... njanevideyokke thappiyenno...
yemmez(st): ho dhende vannu.. shalyam.. ivale ethrayum petennu paranju vidunathaanu safe...

chullan: ha ithaaru rosa kuttiyo... enna ondu mole vishesham ?? veetilachanum ammakumokke sukhalle ?? ni entha class'l keriyille...
rosa: illa chettaa, oru sprite kudikan vannatha...

chullan (pinnem self talk): oh ivalu sprite'e kudikku.. veettil pazhankanjim chutta mulakuma.. panjarayadikan vannathalledi ni... hmm (enthayaalum weight kalayanda) chullan: ichaya oru pepsi .. (pandaram ee pepsi'kokke enna vilaya), pinne para enna undu vishesham, college okke kollavo ??

yemmez: illengil iyal puthiyorennam ketti kodukkumairikum
chullan: alia dai ninekkinnu entho project submission aanennu paranjittu ni classil keriyille... thankamma madam ninne kaanathe vishamikkunundaavum.

yemmez: innu assignment illennu aa azz paranju...
chullan: enittavanevide ??

yemmez: avanu palliyil pokanamennu paranju... orupaadu papam cheythu kootunathalle.. kumbasarikan poyathaavum... ha ha ha ha ha (yemmez matrame chirikunullu.. )
chullan: muslim palliyilum kumbasaaram thudangiyo .. hehe

(rosakutti'um cheruthaittu chirichu... bhaagyam, athu yemmezinu sukhichilla... inferiority complex ennu english'lum asooya ennu malayalathilum parayum, pempillerde munne vechu avane "thekkaruthu" ennu yemmez palapozum pothu prakhyapanam nadatharundu. athu ketathode avane "thekkan" aalukal vembal kondu... and that's ivanion's attitude!!)

yemmez: so rosu.. njan paranju vannathu padithathinte koode cultural activities'lum sradha venam.. namude kazhivukal eppozhum prakadipikendathaanu...
chullan: athalle ni class'um cut cheythu prakadipichondirikunne.. hehe...

(rosakutti onoode urapichu chirichu.. rosa'ude manasil appo chullan oru daivadootanaai thelinju... manasil vicharichathu chetan paranju... sho...)

appol yemmez'nu oru phone vannu... yemmezinte mukhabaavam aake maari.. oru large.. dry aaitu adichathu poloru bhavam...

chullan: enthalia ?? kalipaana?? (chumma show.. aanengil nerathe veettil ponam)

yemmez: alia yeskay aanu vilichathu.. avanu azz msg ayachennu.. nammude shortfilm'nte incharge avanu kitti ennum paranju.. avan pallilonnum poilla class'l undairunennu...

thankamma madam enne anweshichappo njan party office'l poyennu avan paranjennu... complete kolamaai alia... porathathinu njan mam'nte classil varunille ennu avar chodichappo aa kaatumaakri'de classil aaru kerumennu njan chodichennum paranju... alia avan film direct cheyumenna thonunne.... njanonnu poi nokatte...

chullan: aliya njanum varano ?? (daivame, vendaannu parayane !!!!)
yemmez: venda.. njan class'lota ninte koode pokunathu kanda pinne athu mathi... college'l polum pinne ketilla.... (oru vazhiku pokunathalle oru thaangirikatte...)
rosa chirichu....
chullan: pullu, weight kalanju..

yemmez avante YBX(taxi)'l keri classilekku poyi...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha "self talk" and "rosayude chiri" randum kalaki!!...

-ammu

¢нυℓℓαη aka SAM said...

pinnem thank u thank u !!!